way to break my heart you motherfuckers
(Source: oispaceman, via thewhorecrux)
Okay so today in Chemistry this kid Roman was walking across the room to get something and he tripped and this one girl immediately shouts “THE EMPIRE HAS FALLEN” and i cried
(Source: crutchie-morris, via alexanderia)
so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet
so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this
I AM THE CRAB LORD
(Source: kennyismeatyasfuck, via thewhorecrux)
A list of things that do not offend people
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•why are all the dots black you fucking racist
(via aaronpauled)
Hey lil llama lemme whisper in your ear
(Source: thesageofsnuggie)
the sweet and sour life of ting and tong
i see this all the time and i always ask myself why somebody would photoshop the eyes of the girl who is already asian
(Source: erected)
